Posts Tagged ‘Lil’ Wayne

04
Mar
10

Weezy F the System

F-f-fireman

Somebody, somewhere has a very serious issue with Dwayne “Lil’ Wayne” Carter being behind bars. I’ll venture to say that its not the particular concern of anybody living upstairs– although I would assume that he and God must have developed a very unique relationship by now. It would also just seem to me that God is the type that desires man to learn valuable lessons from the mistakes he makes while roaming across this planet, and justly repent.

But alas, how soon I’ve forgotten since my last post that Weezy F. Baby is no mere mortal! After all, he shortly after underwent eight root canals during that one sitting at the dentist’s office which prevented him from beginning his year-long prison term last month. And now, a mysterious fire which broke out in the basement of the Manhattan court house in which Wayne was scheduled to receive his sentence on Wednesday has scaled down operations until next week. Wayne will enjoy yet another weekend of freedom– and most likely, rampant video shoots.

This is exciting to me. By the looks of it, the events which have deterred Wayne’s sentencing seem to be on an upwardly outlandish trend. What will Wayne’s guardian spirit pull out of his bag of tricks next! Tune in Monday to find out!

10
Feb
10

A Crown of Impunity

"I got a grill--I don't got to get my tooth fixed. The tooth fairy would retire if I lose it" - Lil' Wayne

New Orleans’ own, self proclaimed, “greatest rapper alive,” Dwayne Carter–AKA Lil’ Wayne–was scheduled to begin serving his 12-month prison term on Rikers Island yesterday after pleading guilty to felony gun possession charges arising from his 2007 arrest.

Wayne, who recently performed at the Grammy’s, is featured on the cover of Rolling Stone’s latest issue, in which he discusses his final days of freedom. His final weekend of freedom, which he spent in Miami consisted of the rapper and his team frantically shooting nine miscellaneous videos, not including  a nearly hour-long video in which Wayne addresses his “real” fans, asking them not to forget about him.

It’s pretty… uhh… boring. But it’s here if you have any desire to watch.

So anyway, I’ve given you all of this background and build-up to say this. Are you ready?

***Drumroll please.***

The man didn’t go. Yeah. The courts have pushed his sentencing back to March, due to the fact that he will be undergoing work on a cracked tooth once his dentist returns from vacation next month.

I’ll let Wayne provide a punchline here, if he has one.

We all know that the law has a special lens under which it views the rich and famous, but this just seems like a cockeyed call to me.

A toothache? I’ll take one of those over jail any day. But would they ever let you or me?




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